Bots Running — Campaigns Live — Money Printing

YOU RELAX.
WE SLING ADS.
YOU PRINT MONEY.

We run your ads on Google, Meta, LinkedIn, Pinterest, TikTok, and X — powered by AI bots that work 24/7. You don't lift a finger. Just watch the revenue roll in.

Zero Work For You AI Bot Fleet Top-Tier Creatives 6 Platforms Client Portal
Start Printing Money → See Our Ads
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How It Works

YOU DO NOTHING.
WE DO EVERYTHING.

Other agencies make you approve ads, review campaigns, and sit in meetings. We don't. Our AI bots and our team handle 100% of the work. You just check your revenue.

We Find Your Customers

Our AI scrapes Google Places, Apollo, and more to find hot leads in your niche. Every lead is scored 0–100. We only pursue the ones ready to buy.

Auto ScrapingAI Scoring

We Create Killer Ads

Our AI Creative Studio generates scroll-stopping ad copy, headlines, and visuals tailored to your business. Professional-grade. Niche-targeted. Conversion-optimized.

AI Creative StudioAny Niche

We Launch & Manage

Campaigns go live across Google, Meta, LinkedIn, Pinterest, TikTok, and X — all from our command center. Our bots monitor 24/7, auto-pause losers, scale winners.

6 Platforms24/7 Bots

We Optimize Relentlessly

Creative health monitoring, fatigue detection, A/B winner flagging — our AI catches performance drops before they hurt your wallet. We refresh creatives automatically.

Fatigue DetectionA/B Testing

We Handle Outreach

AI-generated email campaigns, follow-ups, and SMS — all with reply tracking. Every lead gets nurtured automatically. Your pipeline never goes cold.

Email + SMSReply Tracking

You Count the Money

That's it. That's your job. Check your client portal to see campaign performance, view invoices, and watch revenue grow. We handle billing too.

Client PortalAuto Invoicing
Our Ads

ADS THAT STOP SCROLLS
AND START SALES

Every ad is custom-built by our AI Creative Studio for your business, your niche, and your customers. These aren't templates. These are conversion machines.

Neon-style ad creative
Brand Campaign

Neon-style brand awareness ad — high-impact visual identity

Landscaping service ad
Service Business

Landscaping ad — niche-targeted with strong CTA

HVAC plumbing ad
Home Services

HVAC/plumbing ad — urgency-driven with call-now CTA

Google Ads plumbing ad
Google Ads

Search ad creative — industrial aesthetic with action button

Every industry. Every niche. Every platform. Custom-built for your business.

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Platforms

6 PLATFORMS.
ZERO WORK FROM YOU.

We connect to all of them. We manage all of them. You don't log in to any of them. That's our job.

Google

Search · PMax

LIVE

Meta

FB · IG · Reels

LIVE

LinkedIn

B2B · Lead Gen

LIVE

Pinterest

Pins · Shopping

LIVE

TikTok

In-Feed · Spark

LIVE

X / Twitter

Promoted

LIVE
The Numbers

RESULTS THAT
HURT THE COMPETITION

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E-CommerceMeta + Google

DTC Fashion Brand

Scaled from $50K/mo to $420K/mo in 90 days. We handled everything — creatives, campaigns, optimization. Client checked their portal once a week.

12.4x
ROAS
-58%
CPA
740%
Revenue ↑
Impressions
Revenue
SaaSLinkedIn + Google

B2B SaaS Platform

Cut cost-per-demo by 64% while tripling qualified leads. Our AI handled 90% of follow-ups automatically. Client did nothing but close deals.

-64%
Cost/Demo
3x
Leads
$2.1M
Pipeline
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OTHER TOOLS CHARGE MORE
AND DO LESS.

FeatureTypical AgencyAdEspressoWordStreamMAD-AD-$LINGERS
Platforms2–3Meta + GoogleGoogle + Meta6 Platforms
AI Lead Scoring❌❌Basic✅ Full Pipeline
AI Creative Studio❌❌❌✅ Built-in
AI Email MarketingManual❌❌✅ Reply Tracking
24/7 Bot MonitoringBusiness hrs❌❌✅ 9 Bots
Client PortalPDF reports❌❌✅ Included
Invoicing & BillingManual❌❌✅ Stripe + Auto
You Do Nothing❌ Lots of meetings❌ DIY tool❌ DIY tool✅ Zero work
Cost$2K–$10K+/mo$59–$299/mo$$$/moMonth-to-month
FAQ

QUESTIONS?
ANSWERS.

Nothing. We handle everything — finding leads, creating ads, launching campaigns, monitoring performance, optimizing creatives, sending follow-up emails, and collecting payments. You get a client portal to check results. That's it.

We do. Our founder Christopher Holmes reviews and approves every AI-generated action before it executes — emails, campaign changes, budget shifts, creative swaps. You never have to touch an approval queue.

We manage campaigns on 6 platforms: Google Ads, Meta (Facebook/Instagram), LinkedIn, Pinterest, TikTok, and X/Twitter. All from one command center. All without you logging into a single one.

Our AI Creative Studio builds custom ads for your business — scroll-stopping visuals, conversion-optimized copy, niche-targeted headlines. Every industry, every platform. See examples above.

Yes. You get your own client portal where you can see campaign performance, view invoices, and message us. You see only your data. No noise, no complexity — just your results.

No. Month-to-month. We earn your business every 30 days. If we're not printing money for you, you walk. No hard feelings.

Get Started

READY TO DO NOTHING
AND MAKE EVERYTHING?

Get a free audit. We'll show you exactly where your ad dollars are leaking — and how we fix it while you sit back.

Or reach us directly: mad.ad.slingers@gmail.com · 608-960-3898

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Christopher Holmes

Founder & Builder — MAD-AD-$LINGERS

I built this entire platform from scratch — the backend, the frontend, the AI engine, the bot fleet, the client portal, every API integration, every database table. Every line of code. No team, no investors, no shortcuts. Just obsessive craftsmanship and the belief that businesses deserve better than overpriced agencies and half-baked SaaS tools.

mad.ad.slingers@gmail.com 608-960-3898
Bots Running — Slots Open

LESS WORK.
MORE MONEY.
ZERO HASSLE.

Stop paying agencies that make YOU work. Stop buying tools that make YOU do it yourself. Let our bots do everything.

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