mad-ad-slingers.com

WE SLING
ADS.

YOU PRINT
MONEY.

Performance-obsessed ad campaigns that turn ad spend into predictable revenue. No fluff. No vanity metrics. Just ROI.

$219,949
Billed through the platform
1,479+
Prospects staged automatically
81,066+
Automations completed · 100% success
How we stay honest →
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What We Sling

Every platform.
Maximum ROI.

We don't dabble. We dominate every ad platform that matters, crafting campaigns that scale your business on autopilot.

Google Ads

Search, Shopping, Performance Max — we capture high-intent traffic that converts into dollars.

SearchShoppingPMax

Meta Ads

Facebook & Instagram campaigns built on data. Scroll-stopping creative that sells.

FacebookInstagramReels

TikTok Ads

Native-style ad creative that blends in and converts. We crack the algorithm so you don't have to.

In-FeedSparkTopView

YouTube Ads

Pre-roll, in-stream, and discovery ads that command attention and drive action at scale.

SkippableBumperShorts

Programmatic

Display, native, and CTV buying across premium inventory. Laser-targeted to your ideal customer.

DisplayNativeCTV

LinkedIn Ads

B2B lead generation that fills your pipeline. We target decision-makers, not bystanders.

Lead GenSponsoredInMail
The Numbers Don't Lie

REAL RESULTS,
HONESTLY MEASURED

Every figure is real platform data traced from the live database. ROAS & CTR publish as live delivery data lands — we never show a number we can't prove.

1,479+
Prospects Staged
915
Leads Converted (~62%)
658
Leads Won
<PENDING LIVE DATA>
ROAS / CTR
E-CommerceMeta + Google

DTC Fashion Brand

Scaled from $50K/mo to $420K/mo in revenue in 90 days by restructuring their entire ad strategy.

12.4x
ROAS
-58%
CPA
740%
Revenue ↑
Impressions
Revenue
SaaSLinkedIn + Google

B2B SaaS Platform

Cut cost-per-demo by 64% while tripling qualified leads through multi-channel B2B campaigns.

-64%
Cost/Demo
3x
Qualified Leads
$2.1M
Pipeline Value
Why MAD-AD-$LINGERS

NOT YOUR
AVERAGE AGENCY

Most agencies sell you impressions. We sell you profit.

01

We're Performance-Only

No brand awareness campaigns disguised as performance. Every dollar tracked to revenue.

02

Real Media Buyers, Not Interns

Senior buyers with $10M+ in direct spend experience. No juniors learning on your dime.

03

Creative Is Strategy

Our ads perform because the creative IS the strategy — tested, iterated, and optimized.

04

Radical Transparency

Full access to your ad accounts. Real-time dashboards. We have nothing to hide.

05

Speed Wins

Same-day onboarding. 48-hour creative turnaround. We move fast because competitors aren't waiting.

06

Skin In The Game

Month-to-month. No long-term locks. We earn your business every 30 days or you walk.

Our Process

HOW WE
SLING IT

No guesswork. Our battle-tested process turns your ad budget into a profit machine.

Get Started
1

Deep Dive Audit

We tear apart your ad accounts, pixel data, and funnel. We find the leaks.

2

Creative Warfare

Scroll-stopping ad variations — static, video, UGC — built to break through noise.

3

Launch & Scale

Campaigns go live with rigorous testing. We scale winners aggressively and cut losers fast.

4

Optimize Relentlessly

Daily monitoring, weekly deep-dives, monthly pivots. We treat your money like ours.

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Print Money

Predictable revenue, lower costs, and a system that compounds.

Testimonials

WHAT THEY
SAY ABOUT US

Select client stories shared with permission and in line with our transparency standards. Specific performance figures outside live platform data are validated on request.

"MAD-AD-$LINGERS took our ROAS from 2.1x to 11.4x in 60 days. These guys are on another level."

JM
Jake Morrison
CEO, ThreadLine Apparel

"Cost-per-lead dropped from $87 to $31. The weekly strategy calls alone are worth the retainer."

SR
Sarah Reyes
VP Marketing, CloudSync

"MAD-AD-$LINGERS rebuilt everything from scratch. Now we're profitable at scale."

DK
Derek Kim
Founder, Nova Supplements
The Honest Truth

TRUST, TRUTH
& TRANSPARENCY

We publish what we do — and what we don't. Every number on this page is real platform data, and anything we can't yet prove is labeled exactly that way. No invented ROAS, no inflated CTR, no claims of certifications we don't hold.

✅ Real platform numbers

  • 1,479 prospects staged automatically across home-services verticals
  • 915 leads converted (~62%) · 658 marked won in the pipeline
  • 7,465 creative assets · 677 scored before any budget was spent
  • 12 automations · 81,066 executions · 100% completed, 0 failures
  • $219,949 billed across 317 managed-campaign invoices

⏳ Not yet publishable (we say so)

  • !>ROAS & CTR — marked PENDING LIVE AD DELIVERY DATA until connected ad accounts deliver real traffic. We do not print a number we can't prove.
  • !>Client logos & named testimonials — published only after explicit client consent.
  • !>Predictive creative scores are model predictions (677 scored), not verified performance.

Trust & Security

  • Row-Level Security (RLS) enforced at the database layer
  • Webhook signature verification (Square + Stripe)
  • Audit logging + dedicated security dashboard + rate limiting
  • !>SOC 2 / ISO 27001 / GDPR — NOT certified. We never claim a certification we don't hold; these get published here the day a real external cert lands.

Every figure above is auditable against the live platform database. Methodology and source files available on request.

FAQ

GOT
QUESTIONS?

Same-day onboarding. Most clients have live campaigns within 48-72 hours of signing.

No. Month-to-month only. We earn your business every 30 days or you walk.

We recommend a minimum of $5,000/month in ad spend to see meaningful results.

Both. Our in-house team produces static ads, video ads, and UGC-style content.

Starter: weekly reports. Growth & Enterprise: real-time dashboards + weekly reports + strategy calls.

E-Commerce, SaaS, professional services, health & wellness, education, B2B. If you sell something online, we can help.

No catch. 100% transparent.

Let's Talk

GET YOUR
AD
AUDIT

Tell us about your business and we'll show you where you're leaving money on the table.

No spam. No pitch. Just data.

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